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2014.

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The Last Frog

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It's called The Last Frog.

Australia's frog Ronald had a giant rock in his trunks. He ran across the beach aware of them. Trying to capture the hearts of his crush. Auntie Pam. She made him ham sandwich made from the skin of a raccoon and filled with juicy pineapples filled with crush walnuts. He slurped it up in a straw, seductively licking his nose and picking out a booger for her to save for later. He made friends with Bernie the acorn and they both got black belts at Kung fu though went to Ballet lessons straight after. Jumping up and down, up and down the stairs. They came across a box filled with hidden jems. Silver. Gold. Green. Auntie Pam had been saving up the delightful, gooey boogers and using them as Bath salts. The bath salts aka Boogers transformed into tiny caterpillars, slowly changing into Science teachers that ate up Ronald and spat him back out in Jupiter. Where he awoke from his delightful dream of Phillipa the table.
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ABOUT ME.

2 min read

Name: Grace!
Location: United Kingdom.
Birthday: April 16th.
Height: 5'6.
Eye color: Green, but go bright green to deep green.
Hair color: Dark brown with A red tone.
Favorite color: Green but I like red too.
Favorite food: Italian, steak, sweet foods. 
Favorite season: Summer☼ 
Do you drink/smoke cigarettes? I have drank but not a drinker and I don't smoke.
Do you have tattoos? No but I may get one but I don't like them that much.
Are you shy? Sometimes it depends on my mood and who I am with.
Do you want to go to college? I am currently at college in the UK.
Best school subject: My favorite subject was English.
Weakest school subject: Math.
What career do you want to pursue: Directing film, music video. Writing, journalism. I'm not 100% yet.

Do you have any talents:  Fast Running, writing, dance, ideas within writing.
What country would you like to visit:  There's a lot I want to visit but I've always wanted to see America.
Do you have any strange phobias?  Pointy hats because I had a dream about a man with one when I was like 9 haha. Doing a Roly poly because scared head will fall off.
What's your religion? None I'm set in, I have a mixture of beliefs but they don't all fit in a certain religion so just my own. (Dalai Lama- My religion is kindness) 
What was the last lie you told?  How much money the clothes I brought were.
Who is your celebrity crush?  Jake Gyllenhaal, Frank Ocean, James Franco.
Sound you hate:  People eating loud but if its a noisy food it doesn't bother me.

Sound you love:  Gospel choirs.
Smell the air. What do you smell? Burning Ψ (not in a evil way that symbol means fire haha)
What's art to you: Imagination and everyone has their own way of things so it makes it interesting. It's not just drawings, paintings it covers a lot.
Do you drive?  No but I can and want to in 2 years when I am 18.
What was the last book you read? Derren brown- tricks of the mind


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ABOUT ME.

2 min read

Name: Grace!
Location: United Kingdom.
Birthday: April 16th.
Height: 5'6.
Eye color: Green, but go bright green to deep green.
Hair color: Dark brown with A red tone.
Favorite color: Green but I like red too.
Favorite food: Italian, steak, sweet foods. 
Favorite season: Summer☼ 
Do you drink/smoke cigarettes? I have drank but not a drinker and I don't smoke.
Do you have tattoos? No but I may get one but I don't like them that much.
Are you shy? Sometimes it depends on my mood and who I am with.
Do you want to go to college? I am currently at college in the UK.
Best school subject: My favorite subject was English.
Weakest school subject: Math.
What career do you want to pursue: Directing film, music video. Writing, journalism. I'm not 100% yet.

Do you have any talents:  Fast Running, writing, dance, ideas within writing.
What country would you like to visit:  There's a lot I want to visit but I've always wanted to see America.
Do you have any strange phobias?  Pointy hats because I had a dream about a man with one when I was like 9 haha. Doing a Roly poly because scared head will fall off.
What's your religion? None I'm set in, I have a mixture of beliefs but they don't all fit in a certain religion so just my own. (Dalai Lama- My religion is kindness) 
What was the last lie you told?  How much money the clothes I brought were.
Who is your celebrity crush?  Jake Gyllenhaal, Frank Ocean, James Franco.
Sound you hate:  People eating loud but if its a noisy food it doesn't bother me.

Sound you love:  Gospel choirs.
Smell the air. What do you smell? Burning Ψ (not in a evil way that symbol means fire haha)
What's art to you: Imagination and everyone has their own way of things so it makes it interesting. It's not just drawings, paintings it covers a lot.
Do you drive?  No but I can and want to in 2 years when I am 18.
What was the last book you read? Derren brown- tricks of the mind


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Hey so I've now made a tumblr. It's snazzygee.tumblr.com/ :) And twitter is @gracebasez Have a good day =)
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